I have your girl and I am going to hold on to her until Christmas unless you give in to my demands. I am going to use her to steal all the childrens toys from under the Christmas trees. She will do this by disguising herself as the Christmas fairy and climbing down the tree in the middle of the night.
Whilst I have her in my secret grotto she will not be allowed to use her hair straighteners, her lip gloss will be removed, no designer handbags are permitted in my grotto and she will be forced to wear cheap shoes. Oh and no pizza!
The only way you can get her back is:
So, fellow Social Networkers, we need your help to look for her, we will be posting photographs and videos of Jerri soon and we would like you to retweet them so that as many people as possible will recognise her if they see her on their Christmas Tree. Also we are sure we will be able to find her on Twitter, Linked In or Facebook if we look hard enough so we want to offer a reward for her safe return. The first person to find her via one of the Social Networking sites will receive a very special gift! If there are any sightings of Jerri at all or if you can give us any information please use the hashtag #missmurtagh.
We would like to have her back safe and sound in time for Christmas, please help!
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