Evil Elf releases our Jerri #missmurtagh

Fantastic news just arrived from the evil grotto, Jerri is free and on her way back to us (well she is going to the pub actually, it has been a very traumatic week for her after all!). The evil elf left us with this note:

You have all foiled my evil plan by being so "nice". I have just released your girl and she has got her hair straighteners, designer goods and yes her pizza back in time for the weekend!

She has actually talked my little elf ears off and I will be glad to see the back of her! I will return and will not be so kind next time.

Video released by the Evil Elf #missmurtagh

This video has just been released by the Evil Elf, make sure you turn the sound up. It seems the naughty elf is allowing our Jerri to indulge her love of dancing - in fact she was throwing some similar shapes at the Bond Christmas bash only on Saturday night.

The Elf also sent the following update with the video.

As you have still not paid my ransom demand, I will continue to keep your Jerri in my evil grotto. However I am quite surprised at how many people are looking for your girl now and I may consider releasing her if that continues. So if you can encourage a Twitter wave of Christmas good wishes, it may just win me over! I stress "MAY", as I am a cold hearted evil elf!

If you have any news of sightings please let us know by adding #missmurtagh to any tweets you send. We would like to start the wave of good wishes by wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2010. Please help us to get Jerri back by continuing the wave! We may just melt his cold heart!!

Evil Elf Update #missmurtagh

The following picture has been released to all the News Agencies of Jerri. If anyone sees her please let us know. Remember the Evil Elf has taken away her pizza and her designer handbag so please help us find her before Christmas so the Evil Elf does not steal all the toys!

Evil Elf Kidnaps our Jerri #missmurtagh

Our popular Marketing Executive, Jerri Murtagh has been kidnapped by one of Santa's evil elves and we need your help to get her back. We have received the following ransom note from the rogue.

I have your girl and I am going to hold on to her until Christmas unless you give in to my demands. I am going to use her to steal all the childrens toys from under the Christmas trees. She will do this by disguising herself as the Christmas fairy and climbing down the tree in the middle of the night.

Whilst I have her in my secret grotto she will not be allowed to use her hair straighteners, her lip gloss will be removed, no designer handbags are permitted in my grotto and she will be forced to wear cheap shoes. Oh and no pizza!

The only way you can get her back is:

1. If you find her - although that is unlikely as I have her well hidden! or


2. You pay my ransom demand of 1,000,000 Curly Wurly's.

So, fellow Social Networkers, we need your help to look for her, we will be posting photographs and videos of Jerri soon and we would like you to retweet them so that as many people as possible will recognise her if they see her on their Christmas Tree. Also we are sure we will be able to find her on Twitter, Linked In or Facebook if we look hard enough so we want to offer a reward for her safe return. The first person to find her via one of the Social Networking sites will receive a very special gift! If there are any sightings of Jerri at all or if you can give us any information please use the hashtag #missmurtagh.



We would like to have her back safe and sound in time for Christmas, please help!